January 2012
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Just look for it on the web.
A: Ya'll gotta hear my freestyle to this song!
R: You never gave us the link!
A: It's on the internet.
R: The world wide web?
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Today is National Peanut Butter
And if you know me well enough, you should know that I HATE peanut butter. But it just so happens that peanut butter gave me one of my most memorable vocabulary lessons which I thought I’d share with you.
So sometime way back in the 90’s when I was a wee tot (and I mean that - I was midget sized until about 17) one of my elementary school teachers gave us a reading comprehension test....
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Waking Up
J: Look... (points out the window)
D: Hmm... it's not snow... It's just snowy air.
J: Or fog...
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It’s not too much fun to know yourself too well or think you do -everyone...
– Marilyn Monroe
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So Then She...: Analyzed the overemotional FB post →
sothenshe:
For years I have been tired of seeing overly emotional Facebook posts from people that I do not care about in the least. I’m actually running out of people to unsubscribe/hide/whatever-Facebook-is-calling-that-option-this-week. But it seems as though the overwrought post knows no bounds; it…
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Go do something →
Hey peeps,
In case you’re unaware - Monday is Martin Luther King Day. So if you’re not busy and you’re looking for some community service to do, this site has plenty of options for you which can be searched by area of the city, or age range (in case you want to bring some kiddies). There’s everything from outdoor cleanups to cooking and even some informational seminars.
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i wouldn't call them resolutions...
But I’ve definitely set some goals for this year.
cook/bake more
be healthier
write more often
Yea… that’s about all I’m sharing for now.
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This is how I spent yesterday…. Wishing you all a fun and safe Happy New Year.
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December 2011
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crap. I’ve been wearing my hair curly so long that I forgot how to blow-dry my own damn hair.
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Misconduct aka Most men are creeps.
J: That's 90% of men.
D: Well it's creepy.
J: Duh and or hellooo.
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Need a special pick-me-up? →
Looks like the brand Melitta is offering up “personalized European cafe experiences” (I guess meaning they setup a small cafe-like environment) to a few random people in CC. So if you’re interested hit that link. This is only happening thru December 15th.
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My friend Alicia was in town for a visit and she started listening to Christina Aguilera’s song Sex for Breakfast on my computer. Naturally, this motivated me to harass her. It’s okay. My friends are used to it. Excuse the boobs.
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Always Reblog
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Just in case. You never know who might need it.
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Views From The 'bus: Are Urban Bicyclists Just... →
viewsfromthebus:
In March, New Yorker columnist John Cassidy blogged about the city’s new bike lanes. He was annoyed that they made it harder for him to drive his Jaguar around Manhattan, and bemoaned the city’s bicyclists as a privileged, insular aristocracy, a “faddist minority intent on foisting its bipedalist…
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November 2011
60 posts
An Open Letter to Tyler Perry - Bené Viera →
A great read.
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locksandglasses:
My terrible lesson on philly slang
I’m so bad at talking when it’s not a poem
My friend did a college paper on this very topic. But this video’s a lot shorter and to the point. So watch it and learn.
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